My favorite one is where Carl was torn apart and the gang tried to create a new body for him.
Carl (on the old, black body): I don't remember being so old...and black.
Meatwad: We have the technology, we can rebuild him.
(Next Scene)
(Carl's head is strapped to a tree with bungee cords)
Shake: "But look, I mean...is he gonna be able to chase us? `Cuz if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run toward the nearest living thing and kill it."
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