Well, I greatly appreciate the help MooseMan3000, and oberon!
Unfortunately, most of those things I already tried, and even after I did them a second time, still no luck.

However, I was able to finally turn off the LAN connections by simply uninstalling them, which I thought was good.
But now I still can't get my computer to let me set up a modem connection.

Now that I've officially tried absolutely everything, I'll just have to give up, it's time for a reinstall, yay!
Thanks again for the help! Hopefully I'll be back online soon.
