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*If all the world is my stage, where is the audience sitting?
*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
*If I put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will I go back in time?Why,Or why not?
*How much would I have to weigh to be considered bulletproof?Ya know.. for my fat to protect my vital organs?
( I live in a bad hood,yo)
*Why do I get the munchies when I smoke pot?
*Why is touching a dead body considered a sin by god?
*Instead of talking to my plants, if I yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
*If a man speaks and there is no woman present to hear him,Is he still wrong?
*Is it possible for me to be totally partial?
*How do dryer sheets work?
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