05-30-2004, 11:17 AM
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hovering in the distance
Location: the land of milk and honey
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totally honest
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Age: 27
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 195
Occupation: Temp
Last time had sex: A few nights ago
Location: Parents' couch in San Francisco
Seeking: Gorgeous model blinded by my brilliance and ready to run away with me to Jamaica. (You'll probably have to pay.)
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I'm lanky, ridiculously in debt, and almost always stoned. I don't have much ambition and live at home. Nonetheless, I'm optimistic and have a vexing confidence. You can usually find me on my couch or in bed or, if I'm feeling active, eating cookies in front of the TV. When I do drag myself out of bed, I actually enjoy limited exercise, frivolous indulgences, and frequent masturbation.
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what a catch for the ladies!
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