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Way for tech injuries! Mine would probably be the day of strike, which is when you disassemble/destroy the set. Well, at the beginning of the build we had put up foot-high platforms with 2x4's and plywood and toescrewing them down. After pulling them up, some of the screws had not been taken out, so we were walking around sliding our shoes looking for screws on the black painted wooden floor. I found one so I kneeled to take it out and, in the process, put my knee right on another screw that was screwed into the floor yet lacking a head. I though I only maybe scratched myself, but 10 minutes later I started feeling the warm liquid hitting my socks. Lifted up my jeans and, lo and behold, I definitely stabbed myself deeply with the screw and had been bleeding from the wound constantly!
Another one, but this time it was a friend that got injured. We were looking at this crappy tape measure with the head gone, so I took it apart and was looking at the tape measureing part. Then a friend said, "let me see it." He promptly unwound the tape measure part, then tried to pull apart the plastic case of the spring inside. However, the spring, under constant pressure, instead decided to unwind it's 15' band of coiled steel on his finger, giving him a nice surgical cut to the bone!
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