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"Stop...stop...will you? Stop, Dave...will you stop, Dave? Stop Dave...I'm afraid...I'm afraid...I'm afraid, Dave...Dave, my mind is going...I can feel it...I can feel it, my mind is going...there is no question about it...I can feel it...
"Good afternoon...gentlemen. I am a HAL9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January, 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."
"Yes, I'd like to hear it HAL. Sing it for me."
"It's called 'Daisy':
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two..."
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Muthtard?! Don't let'th be thilly. Lemon, now that'th different...
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