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viejo gringo · 05-28-2004, 07:20 PM

since I do a lot of wood working, I have a lot of scares and finger tips not sewed on straight, but the most emberasing injury was when I was about 12 and rode down a gravel road on the handel bars of a bicycle---not knowing that I had the mumps. Yea, they went down on me. My right testical was about the size of an ostrich egg.....then the doctor came and said "wow, isin't that a dandy" right in front of my mom...well, it went down to almost nothing----still couldn't get a discount on the vasactomy.

05-28-2004, 07:20 PM	#62 (permalink)
viejo gringo Registered User Location: Deep South Texas	since I do a lot of wood working, I have a lot of scares and finger tips not sewed on straight, but the most emberasing injury was when I was about 12 and rode down a gravel road on the handel bars of a bicycle---not knowing that I had the mumps. Yea, they went down on me. My right testical was about the size of an ostrich egg.....then the doctor came and said "wow, isin't that a dandy" right in front of my mom...well, it went down to almost nothing----still couldn't get a discount on the vasactomy. Last edited by viejo gringo; 05-28-2004 at 07:23 PM..