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Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I like the ones that conjure an image. I think that several like this are around because the image is humorous and descriptive.
Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
Can't you just almost feel the cold? The imagary is very well done with minimal words.
Deader than a mackeral.
If you have ever seen a fish that's been dead for a while you can relate to this one.
Harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Heck, Chinese writing is beyond most of us, just imagine how hard the math would be.
Ugly as the south end of a north bound mule.
Self explanatory isn't it?
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Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
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