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Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
I.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"
The girl replied, "Whatever my Mommy tells him to do."
II.
A third grade teacher was getting to know her pupils on the first day of school. She turned to one little girl and asked, "What does your Daddy do?"
The girl replied, "My Daddy's dead."
The teacher, flabberghasted, tries to rebound by asking "What did he do before he died?"
The girl replies, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."
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