One time a friend and I went to Big 5 so I could buy myself something or other, but I ended up getting nice, dark blue gym bag instead. The girl at the register rung it up and then asked a most unexpected question.
"Would you like a bag?"
I stared at her for a good 3 seconds before bringing my mouth back into function enough to tell her, "It is a bag." Me and my friend were busting guts as soon as we got into the parking lot.
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