my ex claimed i was too quiet, and she wanted me to make some noise, i was so used to having to be quiet, i've never made noise before, so i let out this huge tarzan yell as i climaxed, and fell off of her laughing my ass off....
heard: the theme song for the golden girls playing in the background
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