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Said to my ex while we were having a 69 on the couch:
are you sure your mother won’t see us like this?
Heard:
I am tired…. you didn’t come? Oh I am sorry….. next time, next time…
Heard:
Charles, are you going to work today…..
(after my aunt opened the door and saw me on top of her…)
Heard a huge, huge laughing and head shaking after my mother saw my penis hanging out of my jeans while I ran downstairs upon her calling my name during my session upstairs.
Heard from ex:
aawww…. I think my ass is bleeding…. Did you know you were fucking my ass for the past 2 minutes?
Said to drug store female pharmacist while buying a condom with sperm kill solution:
so this thing is not gonna kill you right? Are you sure? Ok………… so it is ok to swallow it? Ok….. with it on or after sex? Ok…….
Said:
ssssshhhhhhhhhhh…………. Be quiet, don’t wake up Duncan….
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