I
hate when idiots park their car to just run into the store. Dude, just because you need to run in doesn't give you permission to put your car wherever the hell you want. I just need to run in too, but I have the ability to walk the 39 feet across the parking lot.
On the same topic, I hate when people park next to the building and turn on the hazard lights. Yes, I see now. The flashing yellow lights indicate that you can park wherever you want to. If you leave the damn lights on, be aware - you may find your car really disabled.
I know that it really shouldn't matter to me, but this one time I was at a local grocery store and this lady, as I was walking out, pulls up 4 feet away from the door, slams on her brakes, turns the hazards on, and runs inside.
She is actually parked on a no parking sign painted on the ground, so I - being the ever helpful citizen - realize that maybe she didn't see it. I proceeded to drag 2 of those big NO PARKING signs with the cement cylinders on the bottom, and I put one right in front of her car and one right behind. Maybe next time she'll notice.
It was rather comical because she wasn't strong enough to drag them away, and had to go back inside and have an employee do it. I would imagine that it was kinda hard to explain how it happened, cuz who would imagine that an idiot would actually take the time to drag these heavy-ass signs over to her car
