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Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick Justin ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.
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Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 05-27-2004 at 01:56 PM..
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