Well, I called the office yesterday and they won't lift a finger because they're kids and they're only usually only noisy during the day. If they were noisy late at night, or early morning, that'd be a different story. So, the manager offered me the following solutions:
a) tolerate it
b) I can move to a different apartment at no charge
c) leave the complex altogether and I get to keep my security deposit.
At this point, apartment living has left a bad taste in my mouth so I think it's time to hit the road. I'm buying a damn house. I realize it's a big committment, but you know what, I think it's time. I'm married and ready to settle in one location.
And Sprocket, you'd be amazed at how many people thought of your idea including myself
It's fun to joke around, but revenge won't get me anywhere. Oh believe me, you have no idea how bad I would love to torture these people, but it goes against my better judgement. Although, an anonymous drug tip to the police may be in order
Crony