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Old 05-25-2004, 03:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
sprocket
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Do what I always did in this type of situation. Revenge.

You'll need a few things in order for this to work:

1: A bookcase or a shelf that stands almost to the celing. Put this under the area the kids run around the most.
2: A subwoofer.... to rest on top of this bookcase.
3: Speakers, which you place next to the subwoofer, pointed directly at your ceiling.
3: A stereo system attatched to the speakers/subwoofer.
4: Some really offensive CD's. If you want to scare them out of your neighborhood permantly, I suggest picking up any album by "Cradle of Filth". If you just want to give them a wake up call, get some hip-hop.
5: Next time the kids start running around.. well, I think you know what to do.


You could also leave a gift wrapped bottle of Ritalin in their mailbox.

Take this as a lesson learned.. never get an apt on the bottom floor.
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