It's little things that catch one off-guard. Hearing yourself bitch and moan about something of no real significance; going to the drugstore to buy ointments that you used to find in your parent's medicine cabinet(and then discussing those same ointments WITH your parents); seeing some young hardbody flaunting it and the first thought you have is "slut"; hearing a loud noise emminate from you neck as you turn to hear the person next to you a little clearer; looking in the mirror and wondering what the HELL happened? "I'm too young to be this old!" and, saving up, not for retirement, but for plastic surgery!
