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Originally posted by KillerYoda
The "I'm in love with you" monologue that Ben Affleck gives to the chick in Chasing Amy. You can paraphrase it and use it on any girl, it's so brilliant.
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Kevin Smith says this accounts for a large percentage of the people buying the screenplay for the movie. It's guys who are trying to memorize that monologe so they can say it to their girlfriends.
My choice? Alec Baldwin talking to the salesman in Glengarry Glen Ross. It's like poetry.
"That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? fuck you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here? Close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?"
And my very favorite:
"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."