Beer? I don't remember the first, but it probably came from my dad... or maybe my dad's friend... or maybe a combination of both of them while they were drunk...
Cigarette? Never. Seen too many people die from lung cancer.
Boob? Probably when I was in Boy Scouts and we had a float in the local parade. We were throwing candy and this chick without a bra on and a very loose tanktop kept giving us a show when she picked it up off the ground.
Penis? Always been there...
Kiss? In my bedroom... I was so nervous and my mom walked in on me.
Snikers bar? Yeah right...
Crush? Probably in kindergarden. This was back in the 80's so, it was probably the girl with the most neon pink and green lightning bolt shirts.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? I don't remember...
Drunk? When I drank half a bottle of cheap whisky by myself. I puked so much my stomach hurt for 3 days. I still can't stand the taste of it today.
Joint/Bong Hit? Don't remember...
Masturbation session? Don't remember this either.
Fight? Yeah! I was in first grade and there was this third grader that kept givin' me shit on the playground... so one day I knocked him off the monkey bars and beat his head into the ground a bunch of times.
Broken Bone? Never. Well, maybe a toe...
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Some shitty "band" I'm sure... probably New Kids on the Block or something lame like that.
Movie/DVD? Natural born killers.
