That's pretty fuckin funny. I gave an old guy the finger once for almost hitting the back of my car during a snowstorm because he wasn't paying attention and he turned out to be a cop. It was fun
Got off scott free....
I got pulled over and he comes up to me screaming that he's gonna have me arrested for Misdemeanor Aggravated Assault. I just kinda looked at him funny (cuz he was full if shit), then he takes my licence and sits in his car for -I shit you not- ten SECONDS and he comes back out with this big smile on his face and asks me, "Can we turn this into a positive experience, Jenn?" (He called me JENN!! Only close friends know I like that better than Jennifer) and he hands me back my shit and drives off. To this day, I don't really think he was a real cop.