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Beer: Of course
Cigarette: She tasted like an ashtray. Well her mouth anyway.
Boob: She had two if I recall
Penis: I only had the one. Still have the original after all these years
Kiss: Note the ashtray taste reference above
Snikers bar: Not even Hershey
Crush: Total lust
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: Random stranger
Drunk: Extremely
Joint/Bong Hit: Can't remember, pot fucked up my memory
Masturbation session: Not this time, there was actually a girl there
Fight: Had she put one up, wouldn't that have been rape?
Broken Bone: Just a boner
CD/Tape/Vinyl: 8-track baby!
Movie/DVD?: Cable TV
Edit: This wasn't about the first time?
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