Funny but horrible:
Peter: This is just like my other family
[shows a ranch in the desert]
[inside the house Peter is in hippy cloths talking to Charlie Manson and his followers]
Peter: I got invited to a party at Sharon Tates house, you can come but you can't embarrasse me.
My other favorite is.
Lois: Peter your acting like a child.
Peter: Yeah Lois, well if I'm a child you know what that makes you?. That makes you a pedofile Lois and I refuse to be insulted by a pervert.
[Peter slams door while leaving]
And.
[Stewie has a bully tied up in his room]
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
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