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Mario: Erica, you know I love you, but I gotta come clean...
Mario: I'm not really a man, I'm a woman!
Erica: OMG joo a wooman!?
Mario: Well actually, I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse!
Erica: OMG joo a hoorse?
Mario: Actually, I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom!
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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."
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