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Originally posted by grayman
This won't help solve the energy crisis, but if we could harness the speed at which waitresses run to their tables to get their tips after a customer leaves, then we could travel faster than the speed of light.
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Stephen Hawking: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.
Albert Einstein: You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
Stephen Hawking: So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit.