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The solution to the energy crisis
I have solved the problem to the worlds energy needs. The anser is microwave pizzas. Ever notice that no matter how long you let a pizza cool after it comes out of the microwave, it still burns the shit out of the top of your mouth? THe way I see it, is there is som sort of chemical reaction that keeps it generating heat untill that first bite. A reaction to the saliva I'm guessing. So, if we can get enough pizza's and find a way to harness that energy, the world will be saved. Now, I'm going to go write my thesis on this and suck on an ice cube to get rid of the fuckin blister in my mouth...
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Bad spellers of the world untie!!!
I am the one you warned me of
I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.
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