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YES! Read all the way to the end and neither one of my two are taken. Crap one first and so bad its good is second.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell in the mud.
In other news today, multimillionaire Hugh Hefner finally ejected a squatting monastic order from his property today after a long legal battle. Apparantly the monks just walked up one day and started selling flowers. When Hefner heard about this, he sent down his security to eject them, but the kindhearted guard couldn't hit men of the cloth. Then, the playboy owner sent down one of his girlfriends in order to persuade them to leave, but the monks had taken a vow of chastity. Undeterred, he sent his lawyers to court. However, the monks didn't make their court date. Frustrated, Hefner went down and personally dealt with the matter. One of the monks was later quoted as saying,
"Apparantly only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhA
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