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Beer: Don't really remember... I always used to sneak drinks from mom or dad when I was little on a few occassions. Nothing we haven't heard before.
Cigarette: I'm 99.9% sure it was in 8th/9th grade at my good friend's house who had bought them in Europe. I took a really pussy puff, but I didn't want to look like a douche and cough.
Boob: Drunkeness.. I felt up some random girl at a party the first time I ever got wasted sophomore year of highschool.
Penis: I've got one... so uhh... heh heh, not sure where I'm going with this one.
Kiss: Drunken debauchery, see above. We made out for a while.
Snikers bar: No clue. probably easter or something
Crush: I guess it happened second grade, but I remember her well and she loves me to this day, though we don't see each other often and there are no romantic feelings. There really is no story behind this; she was hot.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: 18 years and still flying solo.
Drunk: See above. I had bitch beer (4.5 Smirnoff Ices, man they were good) and some vodka. I was absolutely shit faced. Talk about a light weigh eh?
Joint/Bong Hit: Not yet.
Masturbation session: Watching scrambled porn when i was like 13 and starting fooling with my tool and well...
Fight: Never really been in any hardcore fights, though plenty of little scuffles. If anyone wants to get fucked up, just give me a call.
Broken Bone: Broken 5th Medicarpal, pinky bone just in inch lower than the actual finger, when I was in 4th grade during basketball practice. I tripped over my friend's foot and down I went. How i fell asleep in that state that night is still beyond me.
CD/Tape/Vinyl: Smashing Pumpkins - Simease Dream. thanks uncle dave.
Movie/DVD: That's really tough. something Disney probably
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