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Re: One liners thread!!!
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Originally posted by Crooky
Unleash the mouldy grandpa jokes within!!! I'll start:
Q: What is soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wakeup?
A: Vomit.
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I liked that one a lot..
Went in a totally different direction than I would have thought; nice. 
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