Beer? 13 or 14, I forget which, I snuck a few of my parents' and shared them with friends. We all hated it. Jager, however, was another story.
Cigarette? My dad smoked so when I was 12 I lit up. Didn't enjoy it but did it casually for a few months... then my dad quit, so I did.
Boob? 17. Same time as my first sex in any fashion. In a bathroom in the mall. That girl was a freeeeak
Penis? I've been good friends with mine for some time. He's never been bad to me.
Kiss? - 14, my only "real" girlfriend up to the point of the boob girl. She was cool, she had an obsession with the 80's. We made out to a Cure video. She's one of my best friends now.
Snikers bar? Don't remember myself, but according to my parents they gave me a piece when I wasn't even 1 and I went literally insane.
Crush? Preschool, her name was Jennifer. We were inseperable.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Jennifer again but she really doesn't count. Also, the kiss girl wasnt really a girlfriend because that was a one-time thing that we both ended up regretting and we never went out. So I'd have to say it goes to the boob girl. Later the same year as the boob thing she became suicidally depressed and after very serious threats to kill herself I told the school guidance department, they called her mother and her mother checked her into the psych ward. She was there, inpatient, for 6 months, and another 6 months of outpatient. She still won't speak to me. I don't care though, that relationship turned out to be really stupid and immature. At 19 I started going out with Ana who is now my fiance and I never looked back
Drunk? 15, when I discovered the wonders of Jagermeister. Started drinking it and never stopped til I was 20.
Joint/Bong Hit? 16. Enjoyed it, kept smoking til 18.
Masturbation session? Thanks to my dad's Playboys, I was masturbating before I could even come. Started at about 11.
Fight? Preschool. We were playing this game and every student got to be an animal. I wanted to be the snake or the bear, something badass. They made me the pig. THE FUCKING PIG. I got pissed and I ran to the back of the room and pulled the tablecloth off the little table, then grabbed a plastic banana and started threatening people with it. Eventually I threw it at this kid Eddie and he attacked me. I hit him in the face and he fell down, and then we got pulled apart. I haven't won a fight since :P
Broken Bone? I cracked my chin when I was swinging from this heavy bar and it fell off the wall and onto me. Didn't go to the hospital or anything but I could feel that it was broken.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? I was 7 and I bought a Dead Kennedys tape. How awesome is that?
Movie/DVD? First movie I saw that I can remember was Back to the Future, my mom rented it for me to keep me busy. I had an obsession with that movie for a while. I don't remember it at all now, heh. Back then, I had it practically memorized.