shannon

this is a story about this girl i know and her first trip to the gyno. she was pretty nervous about letting a doctor see her in all her glory. she made sure to wash and groom nicely, and then decided that she'd use a spray so that she would smell nice. so she gave a quick spray and went off to her appointment. when the doctor went to take a look, he said, "wow, nice of you to get all dolled up for me". she was kinda surprised because it wasn't like she really went all out...until she looked down and saw that her spray was actually spray glitter and she had glittered her whole crotch.
i got a pretty big kick out of it, thought you girls might appriciate it.

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