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DelayedReaction · 05-16-2004, 08:40 PM

Beer?
Yeah, a Guinness. It was a bit much for me, and I prefer Sam Adams nowadays.

Cigarette?
Don't smoke. Not worth it.

Boob?
Yup. That was about all she let me touch too.

Penis?
Yeah. I was chilling out in the womb when I looked down and there it was. He's been my best friend ever since.

Kiss?
Same girl as the boob. Her place, right before I headed out. She was playing on the piano.

Snickers bar?
Nope.

Crush?
Her name was Nicole. We were in the first grade. Then she moved back to Russia, and I never saw her again.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
Yeah, see Kiss/Boob. Although she didn't like the term girlfriend, and I wasn't smart enough to realise it wouldn't work out. Good times, good times.

Drunk?
Valentines Day, 2003. Get a bunch of bitter single gamers together, provide alcohol, and watch the fun! I remember everything, and loved every bit of it.

Joint/Bong Hit?
Nope. Might try it someday though.

Masturbation session?
I remember the earlier ones. Suffice to say it started me along a long, long road.

Fight?
Yeah. First grade. I won.

Broken Bone?
Nope.

CD/Tape/Vinyl?
Dookie by Green Day. Parents wouldn't let me keep it though. Stupid parents.

Movie/DVD?
No clue. I remember Star Wars pretty early on though.

Blue Balls?
See first girlfriend.

05-16-2004, 08:40 PM	#35 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Re: Your First Beer? Yeah, a Guinness. It was a bit much for me, and I prefer Sam Adams nowadays. Cigarette? Don't smoke. Not worth it. Boob? Yup. That was about all she let me touch too. Penis? Yeah. I was chilling out in the womb when I looked down and there it was. He's been my best friend ever since. Kiss? Same girl as the boob. Her place, right before I headed out. She was playing on the piano. Snickers bar? Nope. Crush? Her name was Nicole. We were in the first grade. Then she moved back to Russia, and I never saw her again. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yeah, see Kiss/Boob. Although she didn't like the term girlfriend, and I wasn't smart enough to realise it wouldn't work out. Good times, good times. Drunk? Valentines Day, 2003. Get a bunch of bitter single gamers together, provide alcohol, and watch the fun! I remember everything, and loved every bit of it. Joint/Bong Hit? Nope. Might try it someday though. Masturbation session? I remember the earlier ones. Suffice to say it started me along a long, long road. Fight? Yeah. First grade. I won. Broken Bone? Nope. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Dookie by Green Day. Parents wouldn't let me keep it though. Stupid parents. Movie/DVD? No clue. I remember Star Wars pretty early on though. Blue Balls? See first girlfriend. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.