Just last night in fact...
I was trying to get to a BBQ and I happened upon a closed highway. See, a peice of a bridge fell and crushed a car earlier that day. But I didn't know this had happened. So I was pushed off the highway and made to go through this huge detour and I was starting to get really pissed becasue I needed to be drinking and sitting in the hot tub with lots of girls. So when I tried to get back on the highway to get to my exit the cop wouldn't let me. So, I yelled at him and he yelled back and he told me to get outta my car... I yelled some more... I drove off. Flipping off every cop and construction worker I could see.
Then this moring I saw the pic of the beam on the car. I feel bad now.
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