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I think Gail got a sports bra that Lifts and Pushes together.
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SPLEENS JUDGEMENT DAY LOSERS PREDICTIONS
Thats right. In honor of the GREATEST ppv ever imagined, I will not be predicting the winners of all the STAR STUDDED matches. Nay, I shall be choosing the LOSERS who will lose for our enjoyment and pleasure
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GUERRERO VS. BRADSHAW
Loser: Bradshaw!!!
Easily the best match of the night, Bradshaw will wow and astound us with his high-flying mat based techniques. Then lose when he goes for a hurricanrana and lands on his head. (note small amount of sarcasm)
UNDERTAKER VS BOOKER T
Loser: Booker T
In the Takers first PPV appearance since... his last PPV appearance, he smashes Booker T into oblivion for being a SD-hata (hater)
RENE DUPREE VS JOHN CENA
Loser: Cena
No matter what anyone says, this will be my TRUE favorite match of the night. I tire of Cena, and am a total mark for Dupree. Dupree french tickles all over Cena, turning Deez Nuts into Deez Peanut Butter
REY MYSTERIO/RVD VS THE DUDLEY BOYZ
Loser: All of us
Pssh. Fine. Loser: Rey/RVD
Jacqueline vs. Chavo Guerrero
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Loser: Chavo (?)
Gunn & Holly vs. Haas & Rico
:O
Loser: Gunn/Holly
Dear god this is getting depressing
Torrie Wilson vs. Dawn Marie
Loser: Torrie Wilson
Dawn gets a win somehow.
Mordecai vs ________
Loser: _______
uhhh... I'm hyped to see Mordecai in action and all... but seriously. Your first PPV/Televised match, and its against a mystery person!?
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