Beer?
My stepdad's buddies always had a beer not too far out of reach and when they'd get drunk they would offer me one. I was around 12 and it tasted like shit (they bought cheap shit
)
Cigarette?
I was getting off work when I almost became the only pedestrian fatality in a 3 car clusterfuck. Of course, all my co-workers came out and one of them offered me a Camel. I took it, what the hell?
Boob?
I was 16. Had a little party, got a girl drunk on purpose, and fooled around with her until she completely passed out then I fooled around with her a little more....oops. Sadly, she didn't recall a damn thing the next day although a number of pictures would eventually surface.
Kiss?
Same girl....I was one desperate little 16 year old.
Crush?
My stepfather's half-niece (it's complicated, what can I say? It's not like we're related. ) lived with us for a while. I was 13 and was completely infatuated with her. I used to watch her bathe late at night.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
It's a pretty boring story.
Drunk?
A few weeks before my drunken rendezvous I got a little shit faced. My first completely drunk blacked out can't remember experience was at 21. I downed considerable quantities of Jack Daniel's finest at a friend's house and heard tell I tried to piss on his stereo.
Joint/Bong Hit?
Outside the restaurant of my first real job. I was killing time between a double shift at a co-worker/friend's house and he lit one up in front of me. I was 17 and went to work high for the first and last time.
Masturbation session?
12/13 I was lying on a waterbed thinking about a girl in my class who had recently acquired boobs. They were fantastic. One thing led to another and I managed to freak myself out quite badly.
Fight?
13. I got thrown through a trophy case by an older kid. He was always picking at me (I was friend's with his little brother). I started mouthing off, he took a swing, I missed the all important kick to the balls and he sent me flying. Fortunately, I was fine, but the trophies and plaques had seen better days.
Broken Bone?
No broken bones that I'm aware of....
Feel free to add any. I'm all out. [/B][/QUOTE]