Beer? When I was a child, probably tasting my dad's and hating it.
Cigarette? Hiding around the side of my friend's house with a pack of Marlboro reds and trying to light it without inhaling at the same time. After half the cigarette I acted tough and said 'This thing sucks, I don't feel a thing' and then stumbled over to a chair, dizzy as hell.
Boob? When I was 18, a few minutes after my first kiss.
Penis? Mine's been with me since the day I was born.
Kiss? When I was 18, in a bar. She had a boyfriend and I'd just met her. She was all over me, laying in my lap. I was so scared!
Snikers bar? Can't remember.
Crush? Lorissa, when I was in the second grade.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Michelle, in the summer between 8th and 9th grade.
Drunk? The first time my friends and I got drunk was in the backyard (same time as my first cigarette). One of our friends went to hosptal that night!
Joint/Bong Hit? In my friend's bedroom. I never felt , but I pretended I was high because I didn't want to feel left out.
Masturbation session? In the bathroom when I was thirteen. I came and it hurt. I was so exicted though

Fight? Never been in one.
Broken Bone? I haven't had one, but I broke a kid's arm playing basketball once when I was seven. By accident.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette.
Movie/DVD? I was tossing up between Orca and Free Willy, and I chose Free Willy.