Speed_Gibson

entries for the none/'not yet' category:

beer?
Cigarette?
Kiss? (at least not that I recall unless I was real young)
Girlfriend?
Drunk?
Joint/Bong Hit?
Broken Bone? -> Closest I came to this was falling from 7.5-8 ft up after I hung on the rim from standing flat-footed underneath. I landed directly on my right elbow and my dad (he is a chiropractor) took an xray and said I barely missed breaking my elbow.
It surprised me somewhat as I knew that my legs had that those kind of springs then but I had been on the road and awake for most of the past 20 hours driving back from California with my dad. That was the last time I ever grabbed the rim; went to bootcamp just months later (the injury did delay my departure and was the reason that I ended up in Nuke school) in the f*&%^ing cold Great Lakes winter which killed my vertical then. Now my knees are less than compliant overall and I avoid such foolish things like jumping for 10 ft rims.

edit attempt #2, hit the f*&(ing reset button last time - could add 'boobs' on there as well as working with developmentally disabled clients definitely does not count in the obviously intended sexual fashion.
Never have been in real 'fight' as well, at least nothing involving any kind of fisticuffs.
edit 3:that mini-novel by 'broken bone'

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