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Beer?
Yeah I was about 7 and my Dad started to let me have a sip every now and then.(He used to drink the crappiest beer too but it tasted good at the time.
Cigarette?
High school in the toilets.Smartarse teacher screamed that there was a fire and threw a bucket of water over the cubicle.Prick.
Boob?
Don't have one of those but I started feelin up in early high school.
Penis?
Not exactly,but it's the same one I got now and it still aint huge.
Kiss?
SHE STUCK HER FUCKING TONGUE IN.She was twelve and I was 10.
Snikers bar?
No
Crush?
It was in primary school and it was with a female teacher.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
My first girl didn't put out.It was a bit hard cause I couldn't get an erection at 8 yrs old.
Drunk?
No
Joint/Bong Hit?
No
Masturbation session?
Now there's a blast from the past.Nearly got busted too.
Fight?
Not the first,no.Too many to remember.
Broken Bone?
Broken foot four years ago.
CD/Tape/Vinyl?
Not the first but most likely an AC/DC or something similar.
Movie/DVD?
No
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