Beer? Tried it at some camping trip with work a few years ago. It was gross.
Cigarette? Never had one.
Boob? First "real" girlfriend the summer between 7th and 8th grade. 34/36 C
Penis? N/A
Kiss? Kindergarten probably with the same girl I "married"
As for a "REAL" kiss, first girlfriend again behind the post office in my neighborhood.
Snickers bar? You're kidding right?
Crush? Probably the same girl I "married" in kindergarten. There are plenty of others since then though
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes. See above.
Drunk? Never
Joint/Bong Hit? Never
Masturbation session? I think I was in 5th or 6th grade perhaps and I had noticed how good it felt to play with myself, but never "finished" it until one day I accidentally just overloaded. I was sort of scared I think, I quickly ran across the hall to the bathroom while holding it in and then came in the bathroom. It was weird.
Fight? One and only. I won't bother going into details, but I was jealous about losing my freshman year girlfriend.
Broken Bone? Never.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? WAY too many.
Movie/DVD? Gladiator and Matrix - I got them for Christmas along with a DVD-ROM