Beer? Surprisinly I've never had a beer or any alcohol. Well, I did have something that was spiked but not enough to get drunk. But I do remember that party. I had a huge tent at this overnight outside party and I was single, which was rare for me. But this kid is walkin around offering people a sip so I take one and regret it. But ya, was sorta a good night.
Cigarette? I think I tried when I was 10ish because i saw my dad doing it so I stole one of them I think and tried it behind the house. I don't think I got it lit before I got to paranoid
Boob? Yup, and it was great. I don't remember the first time I got to see a boob, but I remember the girl and we learned everything from eachother. I kinda feel sorry for her now...
Penis? Seeing one? No idea. Seeing one in person still gonna hafta say no idea, but like after i broke up with my last gf and started goin out with my fiancee, me and my best friend got screwed pretty much side by side while someone else watched us...ya, that was wierd and stuff.
Kiss? Yup, me and the boob girl were sitting in my moms car while my mom was shopping in a discount store. I still remember the exact spot in the parking lot and such. It was also a bright day outside and stuff. I remember though that neither of us knew what the hell we were doing, but we kissed softly and oh boy...
Snikers bar? I don't remember the last one I had, sadly...
Crush? Herm, I dunno. I don't remember any of them which sucks I suppose.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? In 5th grade, we started dating and such. It was such a crappy relationship and stuff...ya, it was horrible....we didn't do a damn thing and stuff. It was mostly passing notes back and forth. My first serious girlfriend was boob/kiss girl
Drunk? As with the beer, I never have had a complete thing of alcohol.
Joint/Bong Hit? Nope, haven't dont it and don't plan on it anytime soon or in the future
Masturbation session? Yup, I was in my moms room looking at a book about better sex. Just was playing with myself for awhile and didn't know why it felt so good until I 'sploded. Now that I think about it, thats kinda creepy/sick/disgusting
Fight? Luckily i've never been in one. Although me being 250 lbs and 6'3" kinda helps. There was one time though that this redneck was making fun of my gf. I was sitting with her, and my best friend was sitting on the floor beside this big redneck and I looked at my bestfriend, nodded then said to the kid to shut the fuck up, and for the rest of the busride he was quiet which was pretty cool.
Broken Bone? Been lucky with this one too. Haven't had any yet.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? My first CD was I think the Lion King soundtrack and my first tape...I have no idea...I think it was a dance mix tape, like "TEH ULTIMAMTE DANCE MIX VOL 21321213244"(I spelt those wrong on purpose)
Movie/DVD? My actual first tape was "The Professional" a few years back. Damn do I love that movie... I think I might watch that tonight actually...My first DVD. I think it was The Transporter and Resident Evil combo at Worst Buy that I just got within the past year.
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