Beer? 13 or 14, it was malt liquor. First alcohol, first drunk-off-my-ass...
Cigarette? 12, absolutely disgusting, never again.
Boob? ahh, 15. cherished memories.
Penis? always had one
Kiss? peck: 7th grade, dated her for a week and that's as far as we got. real kiss: see "boob" answer.
Snickers bar? Like I'd remember.
Crush? 2nd grade, I think her name was elizabeth.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? guess that depends on the definition... the current one is the only one that matters to me.
Drunk? St. Ives wreaked havoc on me (answer to first question)
Joint/Bong Hit? 14, didn't feel anything the first time.
Masturbation session? i dunno, sometime during pre-pubescence probably.
Fight? all the time when i was in grade school.
Broken Bone? slipped on wet tile and broke my arm when I was 5 (i think) I don't remember it at all.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Never bought a tape or vinyl, I own about 5 cds total... I think my first was a Rage Against the Machine... no wait, it was Green Day.
Movie/DVD? The Hunt for Red October, 16th birthday.
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