Beer? A sip from Dad's.
Cigarette? Never.
Boob? I like feeling my own still.
Penis? I was scared of it.
Kiss? It was long and sloppy.
Snickers bar? Nope.
Crush? Yes, it was before Kindergarten. I kissed him, and from then on I was known as the freak girl.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yeah, he was weird and we never even kissed.
Drunk? Yep, in Belarus on accident.
Joint/Bong Hit? Yeah, everything was blue and flashy...
Masturbation session? I got forced into it...but yeah.
Fight? No.
Broken Bone? Never.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yep- it was some CD that my mother got for free.
Movie/DVD? Nope.
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