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mojodragon · 05-15-2004, 12:06 AM

This guy goes into a public restroom, and he notices a 3 foot tall, red haired person with green clothes, urinating. Now, odd as this seems, it's even stranger that the short guy has a 15 inch cock. "What the hell?!?" says the guy. "Damn, you caught me, I'm a Leprechaun. Now I have to grant you a wish."

The guy scratched his head for a sec. "Don't you guys have pots of gold or something like that?"

"No, that's just a myth. We grant wishes."

"Well, I'd like my cock to be 15 inches too." the guy replies

"Ok, but to work the magic, you have to have sex with me."

This makes the guy pause, but then he just thinks about how great it would be to have that large of a cock. "Ok"

After the Leprechaun finishes his business, he says "Ok, now, how old are you?"

"I'm 36, why?"

"And you still believe in Leprechauns?"

05-15-2004, 12:06 AM	#102 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	Leprechauns! This guy goes into a public restroom, and he notices a 3 foot tall, red haired person with green clothes, urinating. Now, odd as this seems, it's even stranger that the short guy has a 15 inch cock. "What the hell?!?" says the guy. "Damn, you caught me, I'm a Leprechaun. Now I have to grant you a wish." The guy scratched his head for a sec. "Don't you guys have pots of gold or something like that?" "No, that's just a myth. We grant wishes." "Well, I'd like my cock to be 15 inches too." the guy replies "Ok, but to work the magic, you have to have sex with me." This makes the guy pause, but then he just thinks about how great it would be to have that large of a cock. "Ok" After the Leprechaun finishes his business, he says "Ok, now, how old are you?" "I'm 36, why?" "And you still believe in Leprechauns?"