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my fav
Heard = "Wrong hole"
Said = "Oops sorry" knowing fall well it was no accident.
When I get drunk and horney (normally before I pass out) I say " I'm going to come in all your holes" Which all the girls I have said it to have been rather excited and agreeable to.
Another top one from a new girlfriend. "I forgot to take my pill so we can't have sex" .........gets better....... " I supose you could just fuck me up the arse" She said it so innocently and as a passing comment with a tiny smile as she walked off!!!
After the act (her first time that way) she goes "You lying bastard you said it didn't hurt" (muwuhaaha) but then said "I supose we will just have to practice so i get used to it"
ROCK ON!!!
ANother classic was in the morning my SO goes "Oh yeah did you fuck my in my sleep last night?" I said "OMG I so thought you were awake, you moved to acomadate me and made all the right noises!!!" SHe said she actualy liked it as she was aware of it in her dream and actually incoporated it into the dream!!
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