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tripp · 05-04-2003, 07:12 PM

Note: I am not trying to say anythign mean about people from Alabama, it's just the state used in the joke. That said, here it is:

A family has just moved to a new town from Alabama, and the son comes home from his first day of 3rd grade. He goes up to his father and says.

"Dad! We had math class today, and I counted all the way to 20, and everyone else only got to 15!"

the father replied "That's because you are from the great state of Alabama"

The next day, the son comes home and says "Hey Dad! Today we hasd a spelling bee, and I won!"

the father replied "That's because you are from the great state of Alabama"

THe next day, the son comes home and says "Dad, today we played baseball, and I made three home runs!"

and the father says "Well son, that's becuase you are from the great state of Alabama."

then the son says "After the game, we were showering, and I looked at the other kids, and I have the biggest penis in the class! Is that because I'm from the great state of Alabama?"

and the father says: "No, son, that's because you are the only 18 year old in the 3rd grade."

05-04-2003, 07:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
tripp Upright	The great state of Alabama Note: I am not trying to say anythign mean about people from Alabama, it's just the state used in the joke. That said, here it is: A family has just moved to a new town from Alabama, and the son comes home from his first day of 3rd grade. He goes up to his father and says. "Dad! We had math class today, and I counted all the way to 20, and everyone else only got to 15!" the father replied "That's because you are from the great state of Alabama" The next day, the son comes home and says "Hey Dad! Today we hasd a spelling bee, and I won!" the father replied "That's because you are from the great state of Alabama" THe next day, the son comes home and says "Dad, today we played baseball, and I made three home runs!" and the father says "Well son, that's becuase you are from the great state of Alabama." then the son says "After the game, we were showering, and I looked at the other kids, and I have the biggest penis in the class! Is that because I'm from the great state of Alabama?" and the father says: "No, son, that's because you are the only 18 year old in the 3rd grade."