ok, i'm not expert but i'll do my best
Seguro que han oido = i know that you hear me
Que yo soy educado = i am and educated boy
Soy un caballerito = i am a little cowboy
Un chico bien portado = a good boy *something*
Un joven responsible = a responsible boy
Y siempre bien vestido = and always well dressed
Yo no se quien ha mentido = i don't know who has to lie
I don't drink or smoke, ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, you ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi
No me gustan ternos = i don't like 3 (??)
Mi estilo es moderno = my style is modern
Si me enterno, yo me enfermo = i am *something*, i am sick.
Mi apariencia es dura = my look will last
Vivo en la locura = i live in the insanity
No me vengan con ternuras = i don't avenge with tenderness (maybe fight tenderness)
So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a Latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman that won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo
Rico suave = rich and smooth
Rico suave
I bet there's not a woman that can handle a man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question, that's it
A ver uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres = i see 1, 2, 3, ,4 women
Y la situacion alli no muere = and the situation won't kill me (??)
No es un delito = it's not a crime
Calmo mi apetito = i calm my appitite
Con un llanto o un grito = with a cry and a shout
So again don't let my lyrics mislead ya
I don't love you but I need ya
Would you rather have me lie, take a piece of your pie
And say "bye" or be honest and rub your thighs
Rico suave = rich and smooth
Rico suave
Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're gonna love my appearance
Ding dong, el timbre suena = ding dong rings the bell
Tu madre abre = your mother answers
Que vieja mas buena = she's a great woman
Le digo "Hola" = i say hello
Pero no para bola = but not for ball (??? -- yeah, no idea)
Que se ha creido vieja chola = she's a concieted old mexican lady (low class)
Go and serve the food, mom
Que tengo ambre - i'm hungry
If you don't hurry
Me va a dar un calambre - i'm going to give you a cramp
Y usted, senor - you too mr
Why's your chin on the floor
Sierra la boca por favor - close your mouth please (i think, sierra is "saw" like in "saw a boerd in half")
What's this, amor - what's this love?
These little huevos = these little eggs
Esto si que yo no pruebo - you can't prove anything (??)
I'm used to good old fashioned home style Spanish cooking
If I try that I'll be puking
Well, it's been a pleasure but we've got to go
Regresaremos temprano - we will return early
Cinco, seis, o siete de la manana = 5, 6 or 7 in the morning
Su hija esta en buenas manos - your daughter is in good hands.