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Originally posted by gremlinx8
...getting punched in the junk by a three-year-old child.
Explaining to Junior that “we need to be gentle with Daddy” from a fetal position on the kitchen floor was not one of my better moments in parenting.
From clavus' vasectomy story.
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Oh my God, i just starting rolling on the floor laughing after reading that, and my roommate looked at me like i was crazy. Greatest thing i've ever read.
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Words of Wisdom:
If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
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