My dick is so big, my dick has its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
They are all great.
My dick is so big that it's...no, its not that big. Damn.
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Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown
