AfterBurn

ok i got this song, it's horrible but amusing. the song is 1/2 english and 1/2 spanish and i'd like to read the lyrics but i don't speak spanish and the translators on the web don't translate everything properly for it to make enough sense. Since alot of you are from the U.S and probably know some spanish from high school could someone translate the spanish parts of the song into english?

here are the lyrics

Seguro que han oido
Que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito
Un chico bien portado
Un joven responsible
Y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido

I don't drink or smoke, ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, you ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos
Mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, yo me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura
Vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a Latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman that won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

Rico suave
Rico suave

I bet there's not a woman that can handle a man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question, that's it

A ver uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situacion alli no muere
No es un delito
Calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito

So again don't let my lyrics mislead ya
I don't love you but I need ya
Would you rather have me lie, take a piece of your pie
And say "bye" or be honest and rub your thighs

Rico suave
Rico suave

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're gonna love my appearance

Ding dong, el timbre suena
Tu madre abre
Que vieja mas buena
Le digo "Hola"
Pero no para bola
Que se ha creido vieja chola

Go and serve the food, mom
Que tengo ambre
If you don't hurry
Me va a dar un calambre
Y usted, senor
Why's your chin on the floor
Sierra la boca por favor

What's this, amor
These little huevos
Esto si que yo no pruebo
I'm used to good old fashioned home style Spanish cooking
If I try that I'll be puking

Well, it's been a pleasure but we've got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la manana
Su hija esta en buenas manos

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