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Old 05-11-2004, 04:10 PM   #27 (permalink)
rockzilla
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The one where Homer becomes a pothead.

(At the Phish Concert)
Trey Anastasio - "Hey I smell marijuana smoke! If Phish doesn't see a prescription, we're outta here!" (Hans Molman hands him the prescription)
"Oh my god! This man is seriously ill!"
Hans Molman - "The doctors wouldn't tell me, I had to hear it from Phish"

I love the one where Homer starts Springshield, the private police force, especially his commercial.

(Homer, Lenny and Carl beat the crap out of a monster that broke into an old woman's home until the monster becomes friendly)
Monster - "Friend?"
Homer - "The only friend you need is Springshield!" (Hands Monster a business card)
Monster - "Monster put in wallet"
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