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Originally posted by rockzilla
So I'm at the gym with my workout partner, I was doing some barbell squats. I'm nearing the end of my last set and I'm really pushing hard to lift that weight up. Halfway through the last rep I was able to do, I let out a rather long and audible squeaker. I was able to lift the weight, but had to cut the rest of my set short since we were laughing too much.
I wonder if that's ever happened in an olympic weightlifting competition. That would be the greatest olympic moment ever.
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OMG I was crying to that as it happens too me and my weight taining partner especially doing crunches on the mat.
The other favourite is when the other person is doign a flat bench press on a suitably heavy weight and you are spotting them is to turn arround and parp a few inches from thier face. You have to quickly turn to catch the barbell as they crease up laughing though.
I like the terms for different farts like
Crop dusting = walking round the office letting out out slowly for maximum effect and zero blame.
Smuggling a duck = Where you fart when walking and you let out small quacks with each stride like you are smuggling amalard up your arse!!
god I love farts!!
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